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| Author | Message |
| Eli | Posted: 15-01-2011 14:43:00 |
| Its natural, the weird part is that all your neighbors do the same thing | |
| me21 | Posted: 17-01-2011 02:38:18 |
| Whats natural??? | |
| darkcommander | Posted: 23-01-2011 12:23:41 |
| masterbating over the internet | |
| me21 | Posted: 10-02-2011 22:16:19 |
| If you guys are into Dark humor or witty humor sickipedia is always good for a laugh | |
| darkcommander | Posted: 17-03-2011 18:56:11 |
| i have sickipedia but the jokes about japan are really horrible
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| me21 | Posted: 18-03-2011 02:24:14 |
| Yeah lol, Theyre all funny though. I was reading about Sudan I think it was looking for water and all I could think about was Japans excess.
Anyways to be back on topic I was at the basketball court the other day shooting some hoops with some of my friends and one of them, Alex, could not sink a shot to save his life. After a while someone else was just like "Hey, I thought you said your bedroom was the only place you shot blanks." Might of been you had to be there thing but it was still funny as hell |
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| Nightwolf507 | Posted: 04-04-2011 17:33:33 |
| lol ya thats kinda funny. but i still can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together. | |
| me21 | Posted: 05-04-2011 23:10:37 |
| Between who? Also time for some sex ed
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 52 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Her on top.............................. 524 Calories Doggy Style............................ 726 Calories Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories ORGASMIC: Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories 30-39 years............................ 80 Calories 40-49 years........................... . 1124 Calories 50-59 years............................ 1972 Calories 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your spouse knocking at the door.... 5521 Calories |
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| crain | Posted: 06-04-2011 02:32:17 |
| Hmm entertaining but some of them clearly false. When I read you expend more calories using one hand on a bra, I lol'd. One handed is the easiest way to do it. Just left hand go around her back squeeze slide and its gone. Newfags gonna new. :P | |
| me21 | Posted: 06-04-2011 02:48:29 |
| Some people aren't as coordinated as you and can't do it with 2 hands let alone one | |
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