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me21 Posted: 28-11-2010 02:58:16
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Figured it was an old topic that was a good one to have for a laugh. I'll start

Jobs.
Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Keep it legal.
You must choose two of the three.
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 29-11-2010 14:52:37
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make lots of money and keep it legal
 
me21 Posted: 30-11-2010 01:20:30
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The point is you cant be all three lol, Has anyone seen the pictures of when they busted some big mexican drug lord
 
Sniper Posted: 30-11-2010 20:12:54
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Yes
Why was he a relative?

You can do all 3 lol
 
Legendary Posted: 30-11-2010 20:29:12
I think pornstar is one where you get all 3 lol
 
Sniper Posted: 30-11-2010 21:44:38
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was one of them i thought of but
working doing porn is not legal everywhere and
many just say they do it for the money not really like it.
 
me21 Posted: 30-11-2010 22:38:18
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Essentially porn is prostitution with a video camera

An Early Christmas Story
The night before Xmas
Throughout the house.
Everyone was fucked
Even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel,
...Mum with frank,
I'd settled down
For a nice slow wank.

Outside the house
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock
To see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew right away
It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker,
I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets & beer,
And a big rubber cock
For my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart,
The big fat cunt
Blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
Shouting: I'll be back nxt year, Have a hell of a night.

 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 01-12-2010 13:50:58
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lol nyce
 
me21 Posted: 03-12-2010 03:25:19
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I dont agree with all the word choice but makes for a good chuckle
 
Nightwolf507 Posted: 03-12-2010 15:06:45
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ya it does
 

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